top 10 elf pickup lines

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Post 1 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Thursday, 23-Dec-2010 21:18:28

top 10 elf pickup lines

10. I'm down here
9. Just because I've got bells on my shoes doesn't mean I'm a sissy
8. I was once a lwan ornament for Bon Jovi
7. I can get you off the "naughy" list
6. I have certain needs that can't be satisfied by working on toys
5. I'm a magical being. Take off your bra.
4. No, no. I didn't bake those cookies. You're thinking of those dorks
over at Keebler
3. I get a thimbleful of tequila in me and I turn into a wild man
2. You'd look great in a Raggedy Ann wig
1. I can eat my weight in cocktail wieners

Post 2 by UniqueOne (I'll have the last word, thank you!) on Friday, 20-May-2011 14:15:40

Lol! 10, 8, 6 and 3 are my faves. lol! haha!